Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Also Find Us Here
Special Features
2019/20 Season
Search This Blog
Blog Archive
Blog Categories
Blog Contributors
Subscribe to Blog
Seattle Opera on Facebook
Join Our Email List
Listen with Soundcloud
Join Our Email List
Subscribe To
Posts
Comments
18 comments:
Hey Count, what do you think?
Maybe I am the future of the GOP!
Drunken Gardener:
Seriously, how did I not get the role of the Count?
The Count: Look, there's no way I can send these flowers to my mother for Mother's Day.
Gardener: I'll start to whistle and you can join in when you remember the lyrics.
Gardener: It's going to take a higher bribe than that to convince me not to tell the Countess what you've been doing with Susanna in the garden.
The Count: I'd choke this low-life pig to death if I could do it without ending up with his drool all over my coat.
If I hold my hands like this, wrap
them around my neck and squeeze, maybe he'll shut up! no, no, then
only I would shut up....damnit Jim,
we need more power!
And my vocal range was this big ...
Gardener: Yep the wind is from the SSW - that means another month of rain in Seattle.
Count: Argh ... Speight promised me sunshine!
"Now that's thinkin' with your dipstick, Jimmy!"
Ciscoe Morris has got nothing on me!
Gardener: Only God knows how little power we really have over women.
Count: I'll ring that Mozart's neck for making me kneel in the end.
Gardener: My, that flower pot sure is chewy!
Typical exaggeration! We both know it's only this big!
I knows what I saw, *hick up* and It was raining men
Gardener: What do you mean, "I am a PotHead?"
"There was a hole the same size in the first pot, too. Notify the CDC immediately! This might be the beginning of a pothole pandemic."
I know! We'll pretend the cat broke it. She would never kick it, whereas...
qzz0720
nike outlet
stephen curry shoes
oakley sunglasses
pandora charms sale clearance
tory burch outlet
pandora outlet
guess factory
oakley sunglasses
michael kors outlet
nike shoes
Post a Comment